Some of my Favourite humourous pictures,regular updates promised.

Last update 25th February 2006

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Did we build this airport on the wrong side of town?

Disney:

OOPS!

John Pinette at Disney World in Florida in August MP3 file-

Please be aware there is some bad language in this very funny clip Click here

Women :

Yes,these are "Women Drivers"! (What I need now are fine examples of men driving to get my wife off my back :-( )

Men Drivers get it wrong too!

Religion and Religious festivals:

Easter:

Christmas:

How to be really mean to kids:

Halloween:

Sometime BC?

Golf

Animals:

Hotdog!

Cats

" Where is the Budgie?"

Medicine

Alcohol

Marriage

Romance

Now it is so clear how we men must deal with the fairer sex ;-)

Children

Practical Jokes

Vacations

Misunderstanding

No Misunderstanding

Signs

History

Politics

See below what the most powerful guy in the world makes of a childs reading book!

Blondes

Business

The following is an actual advertisement in an Irish Newspaper..!

1985 Blue Volkswagen Golf

Only 15 km

Only first gear and reverse used

Never driven hard

Original tires

Original brakes

Original fuel and oil

Only 1 driver

Owner wishing to sell due to employment lay-off Click here to see attached picture

Before I get flamed for this,it came from Terry Brennan,Dublin ,Ireland. Thanks Terry .

Computing

It must be easy to type in Liverpool UK!

Employment

Signs:

Football

Those Argentinians act like a load of girls!

Or are they gay?

Man Rules

Women, you must understand the "Man rules" :- Please see below for details.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! These are what we MEN want to say to all WOMEN! Remember it. And don't moan. If you're a man pass to your partner for a greater understanding. If you're a woman keep it somewhere prominent like on the fridge!

* Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.

* Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

* Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

* Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

* Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married

women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

* Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

* Crying is blackmail.

* Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

* We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

* Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

* Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

* Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

* A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

* Check your oil! Please.

* Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

* If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

* If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

* Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

* You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

* Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

* Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

* The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

* ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. We have no idea what mauve is.

* If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

* We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

* If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

* If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

* When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

* Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the offside rule, or motor bikes.

* You have enough clothes.

* You have too many shoes.

* No you really do have too many shoes.

* It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

* Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

* I'm IN shape. ROUND is a shape.

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